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Lying is not a job

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Lying is not a job Dec 27, 2022


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At 12/27/22 05:37 PM, poopypeter wrote:Politicians and lawyers


For them, lying isn't a job. Its their life.


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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022


Us: Lying is not a job.

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At 12/27/22 05:37 PM, poopypeter wrote:Politicians and lawyers


Also scammers


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At 12/28/22 12:17 AM, HalfDemureOfficial wrote:
At 12/27/22 05:37 PM, poopypeter wrote:Politicians and lawyers

Also scammers


What's the difference?


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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022 (edited Dec 28, 2022)


Stretching the interpretation of the law in and giving ad hoc arguments favour of a client would be a more proper job description of a lawyer.


At most, they hide the facts from the court by not disclosing them. This is not really lying.


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At 12/28/22 12:40 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:At most, they hide the facts from the court by not disclosing them. This is not really lying.


omission or concealment is a type of lying


it is 100% legally lying (in u.s. courts, anyways)


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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022 (edited Dec 28, 2022)


At 12/28/22 07:58 AM, AllasAndWailaway wrote:
At 12/28/22 12:40 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:At most, they hide the facts from the court by not disclosing them. This is not really lying.

omission or concealment is a type of lying

it is 100% legally lying (in u.s. courts, anyways)


Here is an example in common law:

Lawyer knows his client has committed murder. But he does not have the duty to show his evidence to the court because it is the prosecution who has the burden to prove that he is guilty. The defendant is protected from self-incrimination.


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At 12/28/22 08:02 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:Here is an example in common law:
Lawyer knows his client has committed murder. But he does not have the duty to show his evidence to the court because it is the prosecution who has the burden to prove that he is guilty.


if a lawyer knows (100% certainty) that his client has committed murder, he must persuade the client to plead guilty or no longer continue to represent the client


he can only continue to represent the client if he has a reasonable belief that his client his telling the truth


here's the relevant ABA rules


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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022 (edited Dec 28, 2022)


At 12/28/22 08:13 AM, AllasAndWailaway wrote:
At 12/28/22 08:02 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:Here is an example in common law:
Lawyer knows his client has committed murder. But he does not have the duty to show his evidence to the court because it is the prosecution who has the burden to prove that he is guilty.

if a lawyer knows (100% certainty) that his client has committed murder, he must persuade the client to plead guilty or no longer continue to represent the client

he can only continue to represent the client if he has a reasonable belief that his client his telling the truth

here's the relevant ABA rules


For criminal trials, I believe that the defense is only legally obliged to turn in certain evidence only and this is to prevent surprises at trial.

https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/the-defense-s-duty-turn-over-discovery.html


Otherwise, requiring the defense to present every piece of self-incriminating evidence is at odds with the Fifth Amendment.


Of course in civil cases the Fifth Amendment does not apply and it could be that lawyers from both parties are at least ethically required to present all evidence. A tribunal is not a criminal court and the codes you linked to apply to civil disputes.


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Lying to make quota is literally every cop's job


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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022 (edited Dec 28, 2022)


At 12/28/22 10:01 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:For criminal trials, I believe that the defense is only legally obliged to turn in certain evidence only and this is to prevent surprises at trial.
https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/the-defense-s-duty-turn-over-discovery.html

Otherwise, requiring the defense to present every piece of self-incriminating evidence is at odds with the Fifth Amendment.

Of course in civil cases the Fifth Amendment does not apply and it could be that lawyers from both parties are at least ethically required to present all evidence. A tribunal is not a criminal court and the codes you linked to apply to civil disputes.


none of it matters if civil or criminal in the u.s. (trial courts or courts of general jurisdiction are considered tribunals under u.s. law, anyways), a lawyer's obligation remains the same


here's a discussion by a state bar if you need more info


a lawyer is not required to disclose a reason for withdrawing himself from a case or to turn over the evidence, but cannot knowingly allow a client to commit perjury


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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022 (edited Dec 28, 2022)


At 12/28/22 10:47 AM, AllasAndWailaway wrote:
At 12/28/22 10:01 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:For criminal trials, I believe that the defense is only legally obliged to turn in certain evidence only and this is to prevent surprises at trial.
https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/the-defense-s-duty-turn-over-discovery.html

Otherwise, requiring the defense to present every piece of self-incriminating evidence is at odds with the Fifth Amendment.

Of course in civil cases the Fifth Amendment does not apply and it could be that lawyers from both parties are at least ethically required to present all evidence. A tribunal is not a criminal court and the codes you linked to apply to civil disputes.

none of it matters if civil or criminal in the u.s. (trial courts or courts of general jurisdiction are considered tribunals under u.s. law, anyways), a lawyer's obligation remains the same

here's a discussion by a state bar if you need more info

a lawyer is not required to disclose a reason for withdrawing himself from a case or to turn over the evidence, but cannot knowingly allow a client to commit perjury


https://www.quora.com/If-a-lawyer-has-evidence-against-his-client-to-prove-the-client-guilty-of-a-crime-is-it-morally-right-to-not-submit-the-evidence-to-the-court


I think the general position is it is ok not to reveal everything you know that could jeopardize your case provided you don't tampering with evidence actively.


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At 12/28/22 12:00 AM, art-dude wrote:Us: Lying is not a job.
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Once they get my mom on the phone, they find out this answer real fuckin fast. She's driven at least one to the point of cussing her out.

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At 12/28/22 11:14 AM, ChiralAnomaly wrote:https://www.quora.com/If-a-lawyer-has-evidence-against-his-client-to-prove-the-client-guilty-of-a-crime-is-it-morally-right-to-not-submit-the-evidence-to-the-court


sure, they're under no requirement to submit the evidence or disclose what they know to the court, but they cannot knowingly let a client commit perjury (and therefore, must withdraw or have their client submit a guilty plea in the case of knowing their client committed a murder)


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At 12/28/22 11:24 AM, mewbirb wrote:
At 12/28/22 12:00 AM, art-dude wrote:Us: Lying is not a job.
Telemarketers: Am I a joke to you?

Once they get my mom on the phone, they find out this answer real fuckin fast. She's driven at least one to the point of cussing her out.


Same with my mom; she can speak Hindi and surprises them every time with that, they react like they just discovered they dialed their boss.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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At 12/28/22 10:47 AM, AllasAndWailaway wrote:but cannot knowingly allow a client to commit perjury


Yeah that's why we don't ask our clients certain questions.



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Response to Lying is not a job Dec 28, 2022 (edited Dec 28, 2022)


can we fire them? if not, then it's not a job. it's their birthright and we never really had a choice.